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George @ Susan’s Cheeky Underwater Breakdown Apparatus - (1)Won

[migrant]

Sorry all, and thanks BB, Had a bit of medical work done and wasn't tracking too good. Pain pills and scotch do a good job on pain but not much else

[Bristolian]

Sorry all, and thanks BB, Had a bit of medical work done and wasn't tracking too good. Pain pills and scotch do a good job on pain but not much else

Hope that you are feeling much better now.

[arcadianagain]

Look, will you please stop bitching about that scatch on the bonnet (hood) and just push.

[Frank Hovis]

"Oi, Dave, check if she's in the right gear, mate ?"

"Looks OK to me Bruce, maybe high heels would be even better though."

[Big Boy]

Sorry all, and thanks BB, Had a bit of medical work done and wasn't tracking too good. Pain pills and scotch do a good job on pain but not much else

No worries migrant - I hope the medical work has achieved what it set out to do.

[kendo]

"Darling can you stop winking at me and push a bit harder I'm getting wet here!"

Kendo.

[kendo]

I hope she's got anti-skid control unlike her boyfriend!

kendo.

[richard]

The SCUBA1 dive testing team were not happy with interfering beach bods who kept pushing their prototype out of the water

[Jimbob]

she said: 'Poor Scooby do. daddy didn't meant to try and drown you'.

[Jimbob]

Mitsubishi handbook states:
Born again Christians are advised that Immersion baptising your car is not necessary and will void your warranty. Otherwise it will be born again as a Ford Edsel or a Reliant Robin,

[migrant]

Amy swore to Jim that since the license said "SCUBA" the car could go underwater. When they found it couldn't he said "I told you so" and wouldn't help

[Jimbob]

Honey, at least I think your bumpers are OK.

[dtaai-maai]

Help!! He's trying to steal my car!! I can't hold on much longer!!

[dtaai-maai]

1. You should try it from the rear, Miss...

2. I'm getting too wet, I'm going to try it from behind!