Caption Competition

[migrant]

Not sure any picture I find will be better Big Boy!! But here goes!

[SunandFun]

Laugh at me again and I will stick this Hot Dog in your ear!

[Farang]

Later in life Jaws did learn not spray ketchup on his face. However, he'd never learn not to bite the fork.

[Siani]

"Hey no...I don't really have any freckles! I always get speckles of tomato sauce on my face when eating spaghetti. It slips through the gap in my teeth, then splashes back on my face.....they just look like freckles!"

[PeteC]

Dad and Mom make we wear a tie for dinner, but then put hot dogs right on the table cloth and let me eat them with my hands. I'll never understand grown ups!

[Frank Hovis]

That's it Jimmy, keep digging with the fork, we'll soon have you tape-worm free.

[pharvey]

Yeah, yeah, I know the "Ginger Nut" is not a great side effect with the food colouring........ but you've got to LOVE this spaghetti!!

[pharvey]

"Gingers"....... NOT great for advertising!!

[pharvey]

It does what to your face......... whahahahahahah!

[kendo]

"last night I had a dream that I swallowed to pieces of string and when they came out of the other end they were tied together, I shit you knot"
Kendo.

[migrant]

Since you cooked my favorite, you can play connect the dots when I finish Mom.

[Frank Hovis]

Normally I would shout at you for playing with your food, but lets be honest, it's probably sensible if you get used to holding a sausage in your hand.

[kendo]

" Every time I give your mum a lovely pork sausage you can have an extra portion of Heinz spaghetti my favourite ginger stepson".
Kendo.

[SunandFun]

You think I just eat this sh*t? I also wash my hair and face with it! Mom says it gives me a nice "red" glow.

[pharvey]

Have a laugh Mum.... this will never turn my hair red!!