Caption Competition
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What no t*ts??
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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Sammy was trying hard to be named queen of graduation
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She looks a little too cocky for my liking
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Fanny, velly, velly fanny!
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Listen.................
I need to get something off my chest!
I need to get something off my chest!
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This week's competition has now closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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5th= Arcadian with "Lola`s breast reduction op was not a great success." (15 Points)
5th= Vital Spark with "At the 'Live up to Your Nickname' graduation ceremony Suzy 'Big Lugs' (and slightly hard of hearing), had spent the last four years thinking that everyone was admiring her boobs." (15 Points)
4th migrant with "Sammy was trying hard to be named queen of graduation" (19 Points)
3rd Terry with "Listen.................
I need to get something off my chest!" (21 Points)
2nd dtaai-maai with "No,no, I said I wanted a 'Sony' model to take photos with, not 'boney'..." (22 Points)
1st place goes to GLCQuantum with "After taking a photo of his son at the graduation ceremony, Brian had a suspicion that the lad might be gay." (44 Points)





Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
GLCQuantum you now have until 23:59 on 30 Sept 12 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 5 Oct 12.
Big Boy's favourite - "Sammy was trying hard to be named queen of graduation"
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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What's going on guys? For the 2nd week running, our champion has failed to post. Here's a picture for this week:
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


- dtaai-maai
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If you go down to the woods tonight, you're in for a really big surprise...
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What's with the wooden slide, don't the keepers know Pandas get splinters in their arse too!
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The Italian fire-crew were baffled as the phone call said ' scuzzie there has been a landa..slide senor' but they arrived to find only a panda slide
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It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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WHAT??? You don't think Panda's wanta have fun too?
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Sun exclusive:
PANDAS NEED A HANDA
Since the popularity of Meerkats, pandas at London Zoo have been sent out onto the streets to get a job. "Times are tough..." said Paddy, "when I ask passersby for a [bamboo] shoot, I get offered a share of their syringe. I just spend all day loafing around the kiddies play area. It's fun, but I've now got the nickname Pervy Panda. The government should do more to help those of us born in this country. OK, pandas are not indigenous, but I was born and bred here, so I have the same rights as the donkeys and hedgehogs."
PANDAS NEED A HANDA
Since the popularity of Meerkats, pandas at London Zoo have been sent out onto the streets to get a job. "Times are tough..." said Paddy, "when I ask passersby for a [bamboo] shoot, I get offered a share of their syringe. I just spend all day loafing around the kiddies play area. It's fun, but I've now got the nickname Pervy Panda. The government should do more to help those of us born in this country. OK, pandas are not indigenous, but I was born and bred here, so I have the same rights as the donkeys and hedgehogs."