Caption Competition
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pharvey
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And who's daft idea was the bloody chastity belt anyway John??!!
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd 
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
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'Here comes muffin, muffing the mule'
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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TingTongJohn
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Before the wedding it is a tradition for the best man to confirm the bride is a virgin.
One word is not a story but it is the beginning and end of one.
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Mr. Bean seems to have lost teddy again.
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Instruction manual said
'The shutter is now opened for a quick flash exposure.'
Thank God its not a brownie.
'The shutter is now opened for a quick flash exposure.'
Thank God its not a brownie.
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Sorry Ma'am, just checking to confirm your license is posted per regulations.
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He's lost the ring.
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Frank Hovis
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Phil had suffered with terminal spoonerism for years but failed to notice his error when the vicar said 'Put your RING on her FINGER'
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It's verging on the ridiculous
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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The Velcro kid had met his match and was stuck in the bush until the barber arrived
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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pharvey
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MI5's anti-terrorism inspections were becoming somewhat invasive......
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Frank Hovis
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Remember we did this in rehearsal? The bit where I say 'You may kiss the bride" and you said 'Where?" and I said "On the lips" well I really meant.... Oh never mind.
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Nigel had to be sure she definitely was not a Ladyboy!
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TingTongJohn
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John was confused. A bird in the hand is better then two in the bush. But what if she is shaved?
One word is not a story but it is the beginning and end of one.