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If i act really stiff like an ornament, maybe she will have second thoughts about marrying me!

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The midget wanted something big and hard to please his wife on their wedding night. :D

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F*ck i now i put the wedding ring in my money box.

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If i get on this cheap and tacky dog's shoulders i might be able to kiss my bride. :P

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I need the battery's to please my wife on our wedding night. :|

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Churchill where is your on button your supposed to say "ohhh yes" made in China. :mrgreen:

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Somchai figured he was a shoe in for the "Thailands got talent" show with the now relaxed moral standards
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Having trained their dog to sit, Sid and Lucy were having trouble getting it to stand up again...
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It was a marriage doomed to failure, she was Wei Tu-Yung, he was Wei Ben Ether and their ideas of doggy-style weren't the same.
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Hey Sis, when you said you wanted to marry a boxer, was this really what you had in mind?
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This week's competition is now closed.
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Sorry I'm a bit late this week - results were slow coming in from the judges. This week's top 5 are:

5th dtaai-maai with "Having trained their dog to sit, Sid and Lucy were having trouble getting it to stand up again..." (28 Points)

4th SunandFun with "I now pronounce you "Dog and Wife." You may lick your Bride." (33 Points)

3rd kendo with "The midget wanted something big and hard to please his wife on their wedding night." (35 Points)

2nd Frank Hovis with "It was a marriage doomed to failure, she was Wei Tu-Yung, he was Wei Ben Ether and their ideas of doggy-style weren't the same." (39 Points)

1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "Hey Sis, when you said you wanted to marry a boxer, was this really what you had in mind?" (47 Points) :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 1 Jul 12 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 6 Jul 12.

Big Boy's favourite: "Having trained their dog to sit, Sid and Lucy were having trouble getting it to stand up again..."
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From the looks on everyone's faces, Clive was brutally aware that his prostitute's makeover for the dinner hadn't fooled anyone.
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