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OOpps, missed!
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How many times have I told you if you are not careful you will poke your eye out.
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Eye see what you mean about the bogeyman. He got me.
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dont pick your nose.jpg
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John's bunged up nose was beginning to annoy him.
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Norman thought he'd followed IKEA's instructions to the letter...
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'Arold 'Ardrada were sat on 'is 'orse with 'is 'awk in 'is 'and when suddenly 'e got shot in the eye with an arrow.
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When Nigel was told he was going to get a good fingering, he actually had something else in mind.

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Albert only realised how bad his Parkinsons was on the day he switched to contact lenses.
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I said "follow your nose to the pub mate" :D

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This week's competition is now closed.
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This week's top 5 are:

5th lindosfan1 with "Eye see what you mean about the bogeyman. He got me." (17 Points)

4th prcscct with "Listen to your Mothers, kids. This is what can happen to you if you pick your nose too much." (25 Points)

3rd lindosfan1 with "How many times have I told you if you are not careful you will poke your eye out." (28 Points)

2nd= Frank Hovis with "Albert only realised how bad his Parkinsons was on the day he switched to contact lenses." (41 Points)

1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "Norman thought he'd followed IKEA's instructions to the letter..." (42 Points) :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 6 May 12 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 11 May 12.

Big Boy's favourite: "How many times have I told you if you are not careful you will poke your eye out."
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Photo a bit small

Can someone blow it up please?
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