Caption Competition
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Boon - nam realised his wife had put too much Turmeric in last nights meal. A known diuretic....
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


- dtaai-maai
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Drink a pint and piss a gallon.
I've lost my mind and I am making no effort to find it.
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40 pints on Saturday nights is the extraordinary ritual Mr Wong goes through, to ensure his family gets a nice warm bath on Sundays 

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I wish he'd stop using the bum gun I want my nightly shower
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It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Mr Somchai made a nice living in the neighborhood when the water trucks could not get in to fill the swimming pools his neighbors made.
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Locals would bet on the number of beers Khun Tan could consume but once he'd 'broken the seal' everyone knew the competition was finished.
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Relief at passing a large kidney stone was short lived for Noi after his neighbours started asking for compensation.
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The neighbours looked on in awe and excitement - Uncle Santi's prostate problem had finally been cured.
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Somchai was confused. He'd heard of the little boy and the dyke, but couldn't recall which part of his anatomy to use?
Talk is cheap
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Rome has the Trevi fountain. Amazing Thailand has the Sukhumvit fountain...you decide for your next holiday?
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Somsak diligently holds the breathing tube he gave to his wife when forced to use her body to supplement their sandbag wall.
Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. Source
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Noi waited patiently until the water was deep enough to practice her eskimo rolls in her kayak
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Emergency helpers from local villages were sent in to the Hua Hin floating market. They put in every effort possible to raise the water level when water tankers failed to show up.

