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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Boy » Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:17 am

R E S U L T :
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A BIG thank you to Dannie Boy who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:

5th migrant with "There was much anticipation for the first HHAD bathing suit competition but when the spectators arrived they were disappointed and insisted the gender be clarified for next year."

4th pharvey with "Dave was having none of this "horizontal fashion", he was always a straight up guy....."

3rd dtaai-maai with "Contestants line up for the "Mr HHF 2018" contest. Big Boy (far left) and Buksida (far right) have been disqualified for breaching the no socks rule."

2nd dtaai-maai with "Much to Henry's disapproval, Linda liked to keep a record of her former boyfriends."

1st place goes to Vital Spark with Philip (second left) turned up to the 'Who's got the biggest one' contest. He didn't realise it was run by the Moustache Appreciation Society. :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated.

Vital Spark you now have until 21:00 on 1 July 2018 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 6 July 2018.

Next week's guest judge is PeteC who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Vital Spark » Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:06 pm

Here we go (again)...
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Dannie Boy » Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:24 pm

You put your left leg in, your right leg out and the middle one, you shake it all about!!

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Dannie Boy » Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:25 pm

Four of the England Football squad have been caught secretly rehearsing for this years “Strictly Come Dancing” competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by arcadianagain » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:18 am

Who put chilli powder in our shorts

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by migrant » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:52 am

You've got to stretch in order to fake penalties effectively
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Post by dtaai-maai » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:12 pm

England were determined to practice penalty-taking, but were having difficulty getting used to the idea of looking at the ball.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Jimbob » Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:47 pm

Samba, Zumba, La Bamba, Tango: anything to not look English on the field

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Nereus » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:56 pm

The new groin protectors were not appreciated by all players.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by oakdale160 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:18 am

Hey Hoakey coakey

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Jimbob » Tue Jul 03, 2018 2:08 pm

in training for the Pattaya cabinet where a huge audience awaits them

Do you mean "cabaret" Jimbob?

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by MDMK » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:05 am

England squad has trouble getting to grips with the flossing craze

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by lindosfan1 » Wed Jul 04, 2018 7:25 am

The German idea of practising with an imaginary ball, was abandoned by the English football team in favour of the South Korean's squad ballet training.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by pharvey » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:43 am

It had to be said, The Telegraph's July' "Spot The Ball Competition" was a little on the difficult side.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by pharvey » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:47 am

England's skill at the "Cancan" was almost as poor as their "previous" penalty taking exploits......
"You've got to get your first tackle in early, even if it's late". Ray Gravell :wink:

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