Caption Competition

[Frank Hovis]

When Jim was told the toilet was inoperative, he pooh-poohed the idea, much to his misfortune.

[dtaai-maai]

Fred always had his best ideas on the toilet. This one turned out to be just a flash in the pan.

[dtaai-maai]

Fred used to love the Dambusters until he was struck by a bouncing bomb.

[Big Boy]

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[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Jimbob]

Thai Polices' investigation report said it was that an inside 'job'.



oh too late again

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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Another late result - entirely my fault - dtaai-maai was very fast with his return dtaai-maai went wild with his top 5 to emphasise the closeness of this week's contest.

This week's top 11:

10th= dtaai-maai with "Le Petomane concert cancelled after collapse during rehearsals" (7 Points)

10th= Bristolian with "Izal toilet paper was stronger than he remembered." (7 Points)

9th Bristolian with "Clearly his fault, as he had fallen off a stool before!" (8 Points)

8th Bristolian with "What you want in life is always just out of reach and if you get there.....s**t happens" (9 Points)

6th= draai-maai with "There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose joy was to fart in a bucket
He believed a good fart
Was a high form of art
Until one day it killed him - aw f##k it!" (10 Points)

6th= arcadianagain with "Constable Mallet was found murdered in the station toilet, unfortunately the police have nothing to go on" (10 Points)

5th dtaai-maai with "Fred always had his best ideas on the toilet. This one turned out to be just a flash in the pan." (11 Points)

3rd= richard with "The big white telephone was disconnected when George did a 'moonie' to God" (12 Points)

3rd= dtaai-maai with "Fred denied that it was his fault, but he didn't have a leg to stand on" (12 Points)

2nd Bristolian with "Smoking in the aircraft toilets after refueling may be hazardous to your health!" (18 Points)

1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "When Jim was told the toilet was inoperative, he pooh-poohed the idea, much to his misfortune." (19 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Frank Hovis you now have until 23:59 on 12 Apr 15 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 Apr 15.

Big Boy's favourite - "Fred used to love the Dambusters until he was struck by a bouncing bomb."

Next week's guest judge will be lindosfan1, so you are barred from 'valid' captions for the next 7 days.

[pharvey]

DM judging and he only came 3rd, 5th, 6th and 10th....... what the hell!!

[dtaai-maai]

No, you silly boy, I simply add up the scores from the judging panel in the UK!
If I were judging, I'd have come 1st, 2nd and 3rd...

[Frank Hovis]

I was a little to surprised to get that one - even more surprised to get third with a caption that wasn't mine!

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[dtaai-maai]

I'm so bored with this place, brother - nothing ever happens around here.

[dtaai-maai]

Fancy a cheese and pickle sandwich?

[dtaai-maai]

I only popped out for a packet of fags...

[Big Boy]

even more surprised to get third with a caption that wasn't mine!

Sorry Frank, it should have been richard

[Dannie Boy]

They're behind you!!