Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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A BIG thank you to Dannie Boy who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:

5th migrant with "There was much anticipation for the first HHAD bathing suit competition but when the spectators arrived they were disappointed and insisted the gender be clarified for next year."

4th pharvey with "Dave was having none of this "horizontal fashion", he was always a straight up guy....."

3rd dtaai-maai with "Contestants line up for the "Mr HHF 2018" contest. Big Boy (far left) and Buksida (far right) have been disqualified for breaching the no socks rule."

2nd dtaai-maai with "Much to Henry's disapproval, Linda liked to keep a record of her former boyfriends."

1st place goes to Vital Spark with Philip (second left) turned up to the 'Who's got the biggest one' contest. He didn't realise it was run by the Moustache Appreciation Society.

Thank you very much to all who participated.

Vital Spark you now have until 21:00 on 1 July 2018 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 6 July 2018.

Next week's guest judge is PeteC who is barred from making entries for 1 week.

[Vital Spark]

Here we go (again)...

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[Dannie Boy]

You put your left leg in, your right leg out and the middle one, you shake it all about!!

[Dannie Boy]

Four of the England Football squad have been caught secretly rehearsing for this years “Strictly Come Dancing” competition

[arcadianagain]

Who put chilli powder in our shorts

[migrant]

You've got to stretch in order to fake penalties effectively

[dtaai-maai]

England were determined to practice penalty-taking, but were having difficulty getting used to the idea of looking at the ball.

[Jimbob]

Samba, Zumba, La Bamba, Tango: anything to not look English on the field

[Nereus]

The new groin protectors were not appreciated by all players.

[oakdale160]

Hey Hoakey coakey

[Jimbob]

in training for the Pattaya cabinet where a huge audience awaits them

Do you mean "cabaret" Jimbob?

[MDMK]

England squad has trouble getting to grips with the flossing craze

[lindosfan1]

The German idea of practising with an imaginary ball, was abandoned by the English football team in favour of the South Korean's squad ballet training.

[pharvey]

It had to be said, The Telegraph's July' "Spot The Ball Competition" was a little on the difficult side.

[pharvey]

England's skill at the "Cancan" was almost as poor as their "previous" penalty taking exploits......