Caption Competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Nereus » Fri May 18, 2018 4:52 pm

Archimedes didn't have this trouble with his screw.
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Post by Dannie Boy » Fri May 18, 2018 6:04 pm

That’s another fine mess you’ve got me into Stanley

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Post by PeteC » Fri May 18, 2018 6:16 pm

"Stay there son until you lose enough weight to get out yourself"...said the High School sports coach who was desperate for fit players.
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Post by Big Boy » Fri May 18, 2018 6:20 pm

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Post by Thistle » Fri May 18, 2018 6:40 pm

C'mon Jimmy,get out of there,,,,,the wife keeps asking why she has never been scr-w-d like that before.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by lindosfan1 » Fri May 18, 2018 9:03 pm

Your one really screwed up kid.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by MDMK » Fri May 18, 2018 10:02 pm

publicity stunt for the new wonder weight loss pill goes spectacularly wrong when the marketing team find out it doesn't actually work

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Post by migrant » Sat May 19, 2018 7:11 am

Adults go where children fear to tread
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Jimbob » Sun May 20, 2018 4:40 pm

Now Ron, the DNA molecules are a double Helix, you got the model wrong.

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Post by Jimbob » Sun May 20, 2018 4:40 pm

Well Ron, the artist has called this sculpture: 'the'mortal coil' , and symbolizes a Python's deadly squeezing coils. Hmm

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by MDMK » Sun May 20, 2018 5:51 pm

Ryanair (Air Asia ... any budget airline) anounce new stealth tax for fatties
If passengers cant get in and out of coil easily they have to pay for 2 seats

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by arcadianagain » Thu May 24, 2018 2:47 am

Twist and shout

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Post by lindosfan1 » Thu May 24, 2018 4:48 am

And you wondered where the song "twist and shout" originated
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by oakdale160 » Thu May 24, 2018 7:06 am

Mother, go and buy some WD40, at least 6 cans.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Boy » Fri May 25, 2018 6:55 am

This week's competition has now closed.

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