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D'you know - I don't think they counted all the way to one hundred.
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You told me the police weren't interested in scrap metal theft
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Frank didn't realize his brother set up a surprise birthday party for him, but soon will!!
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They take shoplifting very seriously in these parts!
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The bus is bloody late today.
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Have you got any taxi numbers on your mobile?
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So let's go over this one more time Del - "We go around all of the wheelie bins in Hua Hin collecting rubbish and bring it back here to the skip, you get your mate Boyce to come and collect it, and this time next year we'll be millionaires".
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What we are gunna do if this armoured car moves on?
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Typical - you rent a skip to empty out your flat and the next day loads of people are coming to dump stuff it in!
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'so Didier, the closer you get to a black hole, the greater the masses are attracted. I think we are next to a black hole'
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The remake of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid had a somewhat modern twist.......
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And now the Local News

That skip is still there!
I've lost my mind and I am making no effort to find it.
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Your diversion worked Abdul so what do we do next?
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