Caption Competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Frank Hovis » Sat Apr 11, 2015 3:04 pm

D'you know - I don't think they counted all the way to one hundred.

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Post by Big Boy » Sat Apr 11, 2015 3:26 pm

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by arcadianagain » Sat Apr 11, 2015 3:35 pm

You told me the police weren't interested in scrap metal theft

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by migrant » Sat Apr 11, 2015 5:30 pm

Frank didn't realize his brother set up a surprise birthday party for him, but soon will!!
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Bristolian » Sun Apr 12, 2015 7:55 am

They take shoplifting very seriously in these parts!
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by dtaai-maai » Sun Apr 12, 2015 8:01 am

The bus is bloody late today.
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Post by dtaai-maai » Sun Apr 12, 2015 8:01 am

Have you got any taxi numbers on your mobile?
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Dannie Boy » Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:25 am

So let's go over this one more time Del - "We go around all of the wheelie bins in Hua Hin collecting rubbish and bring it back here to the skip, you get your mate Boyce to come and collect it, and this time next year we'll be millionaires".

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Jimbob » Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:27 pm

What we are gunna do if this armoured car moves on?

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Frank Hovis » Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:22 pm

Typical - you rent a skip to empty out your flat and the next day loads of people are coming to dump stuff it in!

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Jimbob » Sun Apr 12, 2015 6:11 pm

'so Didier, the closer you get to a black hole, the greater the masses are attracted. I think we are next to a black hole'

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by pharvey » Sun Apr 12, 2015 6:22 pm

The remake of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid had a somewhat modern twist.......
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Khundon1975 » Sun Apr 12, 2015 7:02 pm

And now the Local News

That skip is still there!
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by richard » Sun Apr 12, 2015 7:06 pm

Your diversion worked Abdul so what do we do next?
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Frank Hovis » Sun Apr 12, 2015 7:32 pm

"tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk!"
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