Caption Competition
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Fred's colleagues were such practical jokers - oh, how he laughed when he regained consciousness.
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Fred will be hanging in the morning, more than can be said for the toilet bowl.
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Fred lived to tell the tale but sadly the Toilet Duck did not survive the impact.
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Here I am broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted.
I've lost my mind and I am making no effort to find it.
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Thomas Crapper has a lot to answer for!
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Hi-de-Hi!,
Ho-de-hum.......
Stuck again,
By my big fat.....
Ho-de-hum.......
Stuck again,
By my big fat.....
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Smoking in the aircraft toilets after refueling may be hazardous to your health!
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Whats all the fuss?
It's bog standard aint' it?
It's bog standard aint' it?
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Seafaring proverb:
Captain on his head in "the head" heads for trouble.....
Captain on his head in "the head" heads for trouble.....
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Striking a match is an old wives tale. Methane has different rules.....
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose joy was to fart in a bucket
He believed a good fart
Was a high form of art
Until one day it killed him - aw f##k it!
Whose joy was to fart in a bucket
He believed a good fart
Was a high form of art
Until one day it killed him - aw f##k it!
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Le Petomane concert cancelled after collapse during rehearsals
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[You've certainly heard of this guy, but you may not know the background - worth a quick look! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane]
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Assuming the Elvis position could be hazardous to health