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R E S U L T :
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A big thank you to Dannie Boy, who was this week's Guest Judge.

This week's top 5 are:

5th Frank Hovis with "I always buy the Directors cut DVD because it has the extra features like George Lucas interviews and hilarious out-takes and boobs. I'll be honest, I've not got round to watching the out-takes or the interviews yet."

4th dtaai-maai with "Gentlemen! You may have noticed some changes since your latest genetic enhancements. Please do not play with the accessories."

3rd pharvey with "The Stormtroopers had a more "rounded" look in the latest Star Wars movie....."

2nd Frank Hovis with "Does anyone have any penicillin? I think I've got the revenge of the syph."

1st place goes to Bristolian with "Buttocks clenched, laser cannons armed and looking good, Wookies warmed and ready to accept boarders sir!" :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Bristolian you now have until 23:59 on 22 Mar 15 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 27 Mar 15.

Next week will be the judges panel deciding your fate.
Championship Stoke City 3 - 0 Plymouth Argyle :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 48; Position 20
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As 'second-in-command-of-providing-mildly-titillating-caption-photos' here's this weeks submission.
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Brass Monkey weather
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Don't worry, lads, she looks 'armless to me.
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Are you hinting I have a barge-ass
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Tẁas on the good ship Venus.........
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Goldfinger hits Bristol Docks......
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She's a bit broad in the beam but the paint job makes her more presentable, but God she's slow; we started in Caernarfon this morning and I'll be lucky if I get to Bangor tonight.
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This "Live Statue" lark was not all it was cracked up to be.......
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After the latest military cut-backs the Royal Navy`s newest flagship enters service patrolling the Grand Union Canal, unarmed.
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If any more bits break off she is sure to get busted
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^ Oh..... there's just no need!! :laugh:
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The bargees called her 'Jetty Betty'
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Does my bum look big in this?
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Modern art...... sheeesh!
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