Caption Competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by lindosfan1 » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:35 am

If you give cucumbers a lot of water they grow big and hard.
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Post by lindosfan1 » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:36 am

I am watering it to shrink it but it's still to big for me.
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Post by oakdale160 » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:38 am

And this is the only treatment for Viagra overdose, nurse?

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Post by arcadianagain » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:54 pm

I said I wanted a sprinkle, not a sprinkler

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Post by MDMK » Mon Sep 17, 2018 1:23 am

Man with burning nether regions vows that's the last bikini wax he will ever get.

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Post by dtaai-maai » Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:08 am

And who exactly told you it was a good idea to grow chillis under your foreskin...?
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Post by Lost » Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:14 am

John recently came home from a lads’ trip to Thailand. Debbie, his friend with benefits, wouldn’t go near him again until some bleach had worked its magic.

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Post by Big Boy » Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:46 am

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Post by Nereus » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:00 am

My Chihuahua has a bigger one than that. :roll:
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Post by migrant » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:45 am

Great balls of fire!!
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Jimbob » Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:25 pm

here ya go elephant trunks! But I'm not giving a hand wash

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Boy » Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:58 pm

This week's competition has now closed.

dannie boy, please watch your inbox.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Dannie Boy » Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:56 pm

Big Boy wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:58 pm
This week's competition has now closed.

dannie boy, please watch your inbox.
No email received so far!!

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Boy » Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:36 am

Whoops, it was stuck in my outbox - seems to have gone now.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Boy » Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:27 am

R E S U L T :
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A BIG thank you to dannie boy who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:

5th lindosfan1 with "If you give cucumbers a lot of water they grow big and hard."

4th Nereus with "My Chihuahua has a bigger one than that"

3rd Jimbob with "here ya go elephant trunks! But I'm not giving a hand wash"

2nd lindosfan1 with "I am watering it to shrink it but it's still to big for me."

1st place goes to MDMK with "Man with burning nether regions vows that's the last bikini wax he will ever get." :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated.

MDMK you now have until 21:00 on 23 Sept 2018 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 28 Sept 2018.

Next week's guest judge is PeteC who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
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