Caption Competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by oakdale160 » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:56 am

Two of them, one wet, one dry.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Boy » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:04 am

bath.jpg
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by MDMK » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:50 pm

I taut I taw a puddy tat

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by migrant » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:23 pm

Tabby, after seeing this, thought "So they really aren't going to eat ME despite what they say"
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by arcadianagain » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:07 am

We`re gonna need bigger bubbles

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Vital Spark » Sun Feb 25, 2018 12:13 pm

"OK, Kitty. Your turn."
"Eye spy with my little eye, something beginning with T."
"Taps."
"Nope..."
"Tub."
"Nope..."
"Tummy."
"Nope...."
"Tiles."
"Nope..."

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Jimbob » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:25 pm

something's missing

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by MDMK » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:34 pm

After some close scrutiny, Tibby notices that his boss lady has pubic lice

(aka crabs)

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by lindosfan1 » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:59 pm

I understand now, what he means when he says he wants pussy and its not me.
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Bluesky » Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:32 am

Really??? It can devour a complete mouse!
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by arcadianagain » Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:25 am

Don`t you realize it`s against the law to drown pussies?

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by lindosfan1 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:09 am

Pussy galore.
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Jimbob » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:00 am

its time to wash that furry thing, but first I'll take a selfie.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Jimbob » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:01 am

Oooh, I wonder where the bubbles come from?

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Nereus » Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:45 am

How does that cat breathe under water?
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