Advice on Hua Hin nightlife

Discussion on where to go when the sun goes down in Hua Hin; bars, pubs, clubs, karaoke and general nightlife.
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If your idea of nightlife is scantily clad young ladies making a feeble attempt to dance on a mirrored stage, then look elsewhere..

If your idea of nightlife is good company in friendly bars, with young ladies who prefer to be treated like girlfriends, rather than working girls; then come on down - and enjoy!
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uncle tom wrote:If your idea of nightlife is scantily clad young ladies making a feeble attempt to dance on a mirrored stage, then look elsewhere..
Are there no go go bars in Hua Hin? (goes to show my nightlife knowledge and desires!!)
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No go-go's, no soapies to my knowledge although there is a discussion of a possible one here somewhere. Only "bar beers", a couple of coyote bars, and a couple of discos.

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Any good massage parlours?
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Any good massage parlours?
Yes, but it depends on your definition of 'Good'

- Good as in cheap?

- Good as in pretty girls?

- Good as in well appointed?

- Good as in skilled masseuses?

- Good as in extras?

- Or good as in 'it says massage, but it's really a brothel'

The first is a bit of a problem in HH (Chiang Mai massage shops are much cheaper) but all the other attributes can be found quite easily in the middle of town, although not under the same roof.
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soapies in diamond bar as far as the story goes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hhfarang wrote:No go-go's, no soapies to my knowledge although there is a discussion of a possible one here somewhere. Only "bar beers", a couple of coyote bars, and a couple of discos.

This is a family town! :D
where are the coyote bars? :wink:
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johnnyk wrote:Look for the Hilton then head for it.

I guess you never want to see the OP returning to Hua-Hin. :shock:
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where are the coyote bars?
There's one on the south end of town (west side of the main road) set back a bit directly beside the Bank of Ayudhya south branch. I believe there are also one or two in the extreme north end of town as you head towards Cha-Am but I think all these places are mostly frequented by Thais, which is why they are far from the foreigner bar district.
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Look for the Hilton then head for it
But don't go inside (unless you're a boring, unadventurous person, with more money than good sense..)
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thx hhfarang :thumb:
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I was driving by the one at the south end of town last night and it's possible that the venue has changed. They used to have big posters of dancing coyote girls out front and those are gone now, but there is still some kind of bar/nightclub there. They have also added an open air building just south of and adjacent to the main closed building now, maybe for a place to go for a snack or drink if you want to get out of the noise of the regular bar.
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uncle tom wrote:
Any good massage parlours?
Yes, but it depends on your definition of 'Good'

- Good as in cheap?

- Good as in pretty girls?

- Good as in well appointed?

- Good as in skilled masseuses?

- Good as in extras?

- Or good as in 'it says massage, but it's really a brothel'

The first is a bit of a problem in HH (Chiang Mai massage shops are much cheaper) but all the other attributes can be found quite easily in the middle of town, although not under the same roof.
What about the blind massage?

One that stands out for special mention is on Petchkasem Road, just before The Royal Palace and next to Golden Place. This a Royal Project and massage is carried out by the blind.
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What about the blind massage?

One that stands out for special mention is on Petchkasem Road, just before The Royal Palace and next to Golden Place. This a Royal Project and massage is carried out by the blind.
I've not tried it - as I get about on foot in HH, it's too far out.

If you want a variant on the theme, there is (or used to be, I've not checked recently) a ladyboy working as a masseuse in the Beach Rd - and one of the few LBs who can genuinely fool some people into believing they are female...
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Guys more info on this topic would be appreciated.

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