Insult Generator

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I've noticed an uptick in insults, abuse and general dummy spitting on the forum recently. Naturally facebook is to blame as this is the way most people behave on it!

Anyhoo to alleviate the problem I've designated this thread for insults and will provide this handy tool to assist on your road to abuseville.

http://www.insultsgenerator.com/

Now get to it you pie-eating douche hammers before I submit my last post, threaten to never come back to this pesky forum with its unfair moderators, and stomp off in a digital huff.
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:lach: :thumb:
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good idea! I got douche hammer.
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You're a ugly nut captain
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This is my last word on this matter. Then I am through with you. :thumb:

You're a slutty rectum ballon.
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smelly fcuk biscuit.


There's just no reasoning with smelly fcuk biscuits. Everyone knows that.
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You're a pie-eating ass canoe.

Genius!
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Come on guys. This website isn't unique. Just start a controversial topic on ThaiVisa and you'll soon be overwhelmed with personal insults
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mwbrown wrote: Fri Aug 17, 2018 5:53 pm You're a pie-eating ass canoe.
Who do you think you are calling me (anyone, everyone) pie eating ass canoes? You insecure crotch pilot.



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The timing could not be more perfect with the relationship I currently have with my boss....

"You're a butterface crotch pilot." ......... :lach:

Though I will be suing you for loss of salary buks! :laugh:

[EDIT] And just remember it was YOU who lit the rocket....

:cheers: :cheers:
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pharvey wrote: Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:11 pm
[EDIT] And just remember it was YOU who lit the rocket....
No recollection orificer, I'm taking the fifth on that one!

Insults are getting better you lazy turd box!
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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This is a genuine quote from an instructor at the RN College, Dartmouth. This officer sets himself abysmably(sp) low standards which he consistently fails to achieve.
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