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Post by Dannie Boy » Sat Jul 21, 2018 12:23 pm

Chazz14 wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 11:48 am
(From my schooldays)

There was a young lady from Rams
Who loved to go travelling on trams
She kissed the conductor
Who turned round and f***ed her
And now she pushing a prem
Do a quick edit - pram!!

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Post by oakdale160 » Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:31 pm

There was a young lady from Issan

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Post by MDMK » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:02 pm

There was a young lady from Issan
Who was saving up to buy a new Nissan

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Post by MDMK » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:03 pm

oakdale160 wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:31 pm
There was a young lady from Issan
that was harder than soi 80 :D

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Post by Dannie Boy » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:29 pm

There was a young lady from Issan
Who was saving up to buy a new Nissan
She decided to work in a bar
To get her that car

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Post by MDMK » Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:22 am

There was a young lady from Issan
Who was saving up to buy a new Nissan
She decided to work in a bar
To get her that car
That's why she worked for promotion to Mamasan

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Post by MDMK » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:16 am

Pop was famed far and wide for her noodles

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Post by PeteC » Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:12 am

MDMK wrote:
Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:16 am
Pop was famed far and wide for her noodles
and went to work each day with her cute labradoodle
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Post by migrant » Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:29 am

PeteC wrote:
Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:12 am
MDMK wrote:
Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:16 am
Pop was famed far and wide for her noodles
and went to work each day with her cute labradoodle
In a hurry she fried
The essence of life lies with the dispensing with of formalities

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Post by lindosfan1 » Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:45 am

op was famed far and wide for her noodles
and went to work each day with her cute labradoodle
In a hurry she fried
until the day she died
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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Post by Homer » Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:01 pm

lindosfan1 wrote:
Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:45 am
op was famed far and wide for her noodles
and went to work each day with her cute labradoodle
In a hurry she fried
until the day she died
while choking on a fast gobbled strudel

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by Homer » Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:03 pm

The most beautiful game is football

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Post by migrant » Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:03 pm

I sat on a stool in Bintabaht
The essence of life lies with the dispensing with of formalities

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Post by Homer » Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:22 pm

migrant wrote:
Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:03 pm
I sat on a stool in Bintabaht
The girl adjacent was flat

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by MDMK » Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:23 pm

Homer wrote:
Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:03 pm
The most beautiful game is football
The most beautiful game is football
Best viewed after consuming copious alcohol

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