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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by dtaai-maai » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:37 am

Dannie Boy wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:30 am
dtaai-maai wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:03 am
There was an old man from Hua Hin
Who had egg yolk on his chin
"Wipe it off!" cried his wife
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and St George!’

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by Dannie Boy » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:38 am

dtaai-maai wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:37 am
Dannie Boy wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:30 am
dtaai-maai wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:03 am
There was an old man from Hua Hin
Who had egg yolk on his chin
"Wipe it off!" cried his wife
But not with your knife

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by Nereus » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:46 am

There was a young man from Australia
That painted his arse like Dahlia
But the tropical sun shone down on his bum
And the whole flipping thing was a failure :shock:
May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil know`s you`re dead!

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by migrant » Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:00 am

Dannie Boy wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:38 am
dtaai-maai wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:37 am
Dannie Boy wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:30 am
Here, use the top off this tin

Hmm didn't copy quotes
The essence of life lies with the dispensing with of formalities

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by migrant » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:47 pm

In Thailand there was a young lass

(How is that for a setup!!)
The essence of life lies with the dispensing with of formalities

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by Dannie Boy » Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:03 pm

migrant wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:47 pm
In Thailand there was a young lass
Who I thought gave me a pass
(How is that for a setup!!)

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by dtaai-maai » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:48 pm

Dannie Boy wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:03 pm
migrant wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:47 pm
In Thailand there was a young lass
Who I thought gave me a pass
So I gave her a kiss
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and St George!’

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by Dannie Boy » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:13 pm

dtaai-maai wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:48 pm
Dannie Boy wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:03 pm
migrant wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:47 pm
In Thailand there was a young lass
Who I thought gave me a pass
So I gave her a kiss
Which for me was real bliss

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by MDMK » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:18 pm

In Thailand there was a young lass
Who I thought gave me a pass
So I gave her a kiss
Which for me was real bliss
'Cause I kissed not her lips but her ass

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by MDMK » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:24 pm

There was a young Thai girl called Nok

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by handdrummer » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:38 pm

There was a young Thai girl called Nok
Who was known far and wide for her stroke

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by lindosfan1 » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:08 pm

There was a young Thai girl called Nok
Who was known far and wide for her stroke
So she put it into her hand
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by migrant » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:26 pm

lindosfan1 wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:08 pm
There was a young Thai girl called Nok
Who was known far and wide for her stroke
So she put it into her hand
Which really pleased the band
The essence of life lies with the dispensing with of formalities

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by MDMK » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:49 pm

There was a young Thai girl called Nok
Who was known far and wide for her stroke
So she put it into her hand
Which really pleased the band
When she finished she went for a smoke

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by MDMK » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:55 pm

There was an old German guy in Cha Am

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