Limerick Thread
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There was an old man from Dundee
Who went to Soi 80 full of glee
He found his sweetheart
Who went to Soi 80 full of glee
He found his sweetheart
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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There was an old man from Dundee
Who went to Soi 80 full of glee
He found his sweetheart
Who down below had a spare part
Who went to Soi 80 full of glee
He found his sweetheart
Who down below had a spare part
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There was an old man from Dundee
Who went to Soi 80 full of glee
He found his sweetheart
Who down below had a spare part
So then he understood the extra fee
Who went to Soi 80 full of glee
He found his sweetheart
Who down below had a spare part
So then he understood the extra fee
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
Re: Limerick Thread
Woke up, got out of bed
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Woke up, got out of bed
Put a comb across my head
Put a comb across my head
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Woke up, got out of bed
Put a comb across my head
And forgot I had no hair
Put a comb across my head
And forgot I had no hair
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Woke up, got out of bed
Put a comb across my head
And forgot I had no hair
Reached up, my scalp was bare
Put a comb across my head
And forgot I had no hair
Reached up, my scalp was bare
This is the way
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Woke up, got out of bed
Put a comb across my head
And forgot I had no hair
Reached up, my scalp was bare
So combed my hairy bum instead
Put a comb across my head
And forgot I had no hair
Reached up, my scalp was bare
So combed my hairy bum instead
Re: Limerick Thread
There was an old lady from Rome
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There was an old lady from Rome
Who couldn't find her way home
Who couldn't find her way home
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There was an old lady from Rome
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang a policeman
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang a policeman
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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There was an old lady from Rome
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang the police
And said 'help me please'
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang the police
And said 'help me please'
This is the way
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There was an old lady from Rome
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang the police
And said 'help me please,
I'm going around in circles in the velodrome'
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang the police
And said 'help me please,
I'm going around in circles in the velodrome'
Re: Limerick Thread
The first line is never easy
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The first line is never so easy
The last line is often quite cheesy
The last line is often quite cheesy