Limerick Thread

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a Yorkie named Corky
But alas! Ol' Corky was porky
Bald with a comb-over
Male spooning with Rover
And poo that was constantly chalky

[MDMK]

Rob and his wife were like chalk and cheese

[Homer]

Rob and his wife were like chalk and cheese
He was selfish, she liked to please

[dtaai-maai]

Rob and his wife were like chalk and cheese
He was selfish, she liked to please
A good combination

[migrant]

Rob and his wife were like chalk and cheese
He was selfish, she liked to please
A good combination
Like a small nation

[MDMK]

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[MDMK]

Rob and his wife were like chalk and cheese
He was selfish, she liked to please
A good combination
Like a small nation
They rubbed along with much ease

[MDMK]

There was an old man who farted

[Homer]

There was an old man who farted
The sound weakened the fainthearted

[Dannie Boy]

There was an old man who farted
And my god once he had started

[MDMK]

There was an old man who farted
And my god once he had started
It brought tears to your eyes

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old man who farted
And my god once he had started
It brought tears to your eyes
And won prize after prize

[MDMK]

There was an old man who farted
And my god once he had started
It brought tears to your eyes
And won prize after prize
But his poor wife was broken hearted

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old man who farted
The sound weakened the fainthearted
Each time he let rip

[MDMK]

There was an old man who farted
The sound weakened the fainthearted
Each time he let rip
It would burst his zip