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I was on the upper deck of a number 57 bus
Just me and my mate, whose name was Gus
We had not paid our fare
Because we had no money to spare
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I was on the upper deck of a number 57 bus
Just me and my mate, whose name was Gus
We had not paid our fare
Because we had no money to spare
Guess who got chucked off the bus it was us
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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My dog Benjeman is a golden retriever
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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My dog Benjeman is a golden retriever
He never left my side when I had dengue fever
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My dog Benjeman is a golden retriever
He never left my side when I had dengue fever
So concerned was he every time he heard me groan
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My dog Benjeman is a golden retriever
He never left my side when I had dengue fever
So concerned was he every time he heard me groan
But never once did he moan
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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My dog Benjeman is a golden retriever
He never left my side when I had dengue fever
So concerned was he every time he heard me groan
But never once did he moan
I forgave him his antics as a reiver
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When it came to men she was a bit naive
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When it came to men she was a bit naive
And then she met a bloke called Steve
This is the way
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When it came to men she was a bit naive
And then she met a bloke called Steve
A nice guy from the Emerald Isle
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When it came to men she was a bit naive
And then she met a bloke called Steve
A nice guy from the Emerald Isle
With a full head of hair and a killer smile
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When it came to men she was a bit naive
And then she met a bloke called Steve
A nice guy from the Emerald Isle
With a full head of hair and a killer smile
But boy did he give her some grief
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There once was a wolfhound called Ruff
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here once was a wolfhound called Ruff
But he was very gentle not at all tough
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There once was a wolfhound called Ruff
Whose owner walked around in the buff
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