Dannie Boy wrote: ↑Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:30 amdtaai-maai wrote: ↑Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:03 am There was an old man from Hua Hin
Who had egg yolk on his chin
"Wipe it off!" cried his wife
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This is the way
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dtaai-maai wrote: ↑Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:37 amDannie Boy wrote: ↑Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:30 amdtaai-maai wrote: ↑Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:03 am There was an old man from Hua Hin
Who had egg yolk on his chin
"Wipe it off!" cried his wife
But not with your knife
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There was a young man from Australia
That painted his arse like Dahlia
But the tropical sun shone down on his bum
And the whole flipping thing was a failure
That painted his arse like Dahlia
But the tropical sun shone down on his bum
And the whole flipping thing was a failure
May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil know`s you`re dead!
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The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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In Thailand there was a young lass
(How is that for a setup!!)
(How is that for a setup!!)
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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In Thailand there was a young lass
Who I thought gave me a pass
So I gave her a kiss
Which for me was real bliss
'Cause I kissed not her lips but her ass
Who I thought gave me a pass
So I gave her a kiss
Which for me was real bliss
'Cause I kissed not her lips but her ass
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There was a young Thai girl called Nok
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There was a young Thai girl called Nok
Who was known far and wide for her stroke
Who was known far and wide for her stroke
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There was a young Thai girl called Nok
Who was known far and wide for her stroke
So she put it into her hand
Who was known far and wide for her stroke
So she put it into her hand
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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lindosfan1 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:08 pm There was a young Thai girl called Nok
Who was known far and wide for her stroke
So she put it into her hand
Which really pleased the band
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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There was a young Thai girl called Nok
Who was known far and wide for her stroke
So she put it into her hand
Which really pleased the band
When she finished she went for a smoke
Who was known far and wide for her stroke
So she put it into her hand
Which really pleased the band
When she finished she went for a smoke
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There was an old German guy in Cha Am