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I remember when I lost my cherry
The bloody bartender was in such a hurry
I had ordered a whiskey sour fully garnished
His nails were long and varnished
Knocking my cherry into another patron's sherry
The bloody bartender was in such a hurry
I had ordered a whiskey sour fully garnished
His nails were long and varnished
Knocking my cherry into another patron's sherry
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The European union is in a sorry state
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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The European union is in a sorry state
Contraction rather than expansion seems their fate
Contraction rather than expansion seems their fate
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The European union is in a sorry state
Contraction rather than expansion seems their fate
The British public voted to leave
Contraction rather than expansion seems their fate
The British public voted to leave
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The European union is in a sorry state
Contraction rather than expansion seems their fate
The British public voted to leave
Exactly when is harder to predict then snow in Tel Aviv
Contraction rather than expansion seems their fate
The British public voted to leave
Exactly when is harder to predict then snow in Tel Aviv
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The European union is in a sorry state
Contraction rather than expansion seems their fate
The British public voted to leave
Exactly when is harder to predict then snow in Tel Aviv
A hard-Brexit will end this stalemate
Contraction rather than expansion seems their fate
The British public voted to leave
Exactly when is harder to predict then snow in Tel Aviv
A hard-Brexit will end this stalemate
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There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
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There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He reminds me of the singer from “Right Said Fred”
He reminds me of the singer from “Right Said Fred”
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There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He gets into my dreams and takes over my over head
He gets into my dreams and takes over my over head
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There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He reminds me of the singer from “Right Said Fred”
When I switch off the light
He reminds me of the singer from “Right Said Fred”
When I switch off the light
This is the way
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There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He gets into my dreams and takes over my over head
I wake up screaming
He gets into my dreams and takes over my over head
I wake up screaming
This is the way
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There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He reminds me of the singer from “Right Said Fred”
When I switch off the light
I’ll be in for a fright
He reminds me of the singer from “Right Said Fred”
When I switch off the light
I’ll be in for a fright
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There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He gets into my dreams and takes over my over head
I wake up screaming
It’s nightmares, not dreaming
He gets into my dreams and takes over my over head
I wake up screaming
It’s nightmares, not dreaming
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There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He gets into my dreams and takes over my over head
I wake up screaming
It’s nightmares, not dreaming
And I am full of dread
He gets into my dreams and takes over my over head
I wake up screaming
It’s nightmares, not dreaming
And I am full of dread
This is the way
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There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He reminds me of the singer from “Right Said Fred”
When I switch off the light
I’ll be in for a fright
As Fred's head looms o'er the bedstead
He reminds me of the singer from “Right Said Fred”
When I switch off the light
I’ll be in for a fright
As Fred's head looms o'er the bedstead
This is the way