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The forum was quiet when she logged in
She'd just finished her glass of gin
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The forum was quiet when she logged in
She'd just finished her glass of gin
So she poured another
This is the way
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The forum was quiet when she logged in
She'd just finished her glass of gin
So she poured another
and chatted to her mother
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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The forum was quiet when she logged in
She'd just finished her glass of gin
So she poured another
and chatted to her mother
If unmarried sex is a sin
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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An old decrepit Night Crawler
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An old decrepit Night Crawler
Asked a friend if he could paw her
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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An old decrepit Night Crawler
Asked a friend if he could paw her
She said we all have our price
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An old decrepit Night Crawler
Asked a friend if he could paw her
She said we all have our price
He replied it would be rather nice
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An old decrepit Night Crawler
Asked a friend if he could paw her
She said we all have our price
He replied it would be rather nice
She said "first let me see your dollar"
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Decorum was lacking of late
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The forum was quiet when she logged in
So she sat and waited for the uproar to begin
She wrote crude and explicit
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The forum was quiet when she logged in
So she sat and waited for the uproar to begin
She wrote crude and explicit
Told the hordes they could "kiss it"
And then she went back to her gin
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In England it's awfully hot
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In England it's awfully hot
So much so, he smashed his teapot
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In England it's awfully hot
So much so, he smashed his teapot
Then he picked up the spout
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