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Homer wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:46 pm In England it's awfully hot
So much so, he smashed his teapot
Then he picked up the spout
Before beginning to shout
I wish I'd been born a Scot!
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Too many hours without a rhyme
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Too many hours without a rhyme
Is nothing short of major crime
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Too many hours without a rhyme
Is nothing short of major crime
Someones to blame
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Too many hours without a rhyme
Is nothing short of major crime
Someones to blame
For not playing the game
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Too many hours without a rhyme
Is nothing short of major crime
Someones to blame
For not playing the game
It's a delightful waste of time
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Nok's husband had a funny face
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Nok's husband had a funny face
His nose was way out of place
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Nok's husband had a funny face
His nose was way out of place
His lips looked like kippers
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Nok's husband had a funny face
His nose was way out of place
His lips looked like kippers
And his eyelids like zippers
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Nok's husband had a funny face
His nose was way out of place
His lips looked like kippers
And his eyelids like zippers
An ensemble you'd hate to embrace
This is the way
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The Brits have nothing to say
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The Brits have nothing to say
That’s worse than the American way
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The Brits have nothing to say
That’s worse than the American way
Who flap their gums
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The Brits have nothing to say
That’s worse than the American way
Who flap their gums
And show their bums


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