Limerick Thread
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There was an old man who farted
The sound weakened the fainthearted
Each time he let rip
It would curl your lip
The sound weakened the fainthearted
Each time he let rip
It would curl your lip
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Re: Limerick Thread
There was an old man who farted
The sound weakened the fainthearted
Each time he let rip
It would curl your lip
As his buttocks gently parted
The sound weakened the fainthearted
Each time he let rip
It would curl your lip
As his buttocks gently parted
This is the way
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Re: Limerick Thread
To write a good lim'rick is fun
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
Re: Limerick Thread
To write a good lim'rick is fun
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
It tickles your brain
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
It tickles your brain
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Re: Limerick Thread
To write a good lim'rick is fun
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
There's great satisfaction
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
There's great satisfaction
This is the way
Re: Limerick Thread
To write a good lim'rick is fun
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
There's great satisfaction
From a humor transaction
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
There's great satisfaction
From a humor transaction
Re: Limerick Thread
To write a good lim'rick is fun
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
There's great satisfaction
From a humor transaction
A few laughs for everyone
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
There's great satisfaction
From a humor transaction
A few laughs for everyone
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Re: Limerick Thread
I like to wear lipstick and heels
Silk undies and whatever appeals
Silk undies and whatever appeals
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Re: Limerick Thread
I like to wear lipstick and heels
Silk undies and whatever appeals
But my wife does object
Silk undies and whatever appeals
But my wife does object
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Re: Limerick Thread
I like to wear lipstick and heels
Silk undies and whatever appeals
But my wife does object
In a way most direct
Silk undies and whatever appeals
But my wife does object
In a way most direct
This is the way
Re: Limerick Thread
I like to wear lipstick and heels
Silk undies and whatever appeals
But my wife does object
In a way most direct
She swears, shouts and squeals
Silk undies and whatever appeals
But my wife does object
In a way most direct
She swears, shouts and squeals
Re: Limerick Thread
I like egg fried rice and crispy duck
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Re: Limerick Thread
I like egg fried rice and crispy duck
And a fortune cookie to bring me luck
And a fortune cookie to bring me luck
This is the way