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MDMK wrote: Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:55 pm There was an old German guy in Cha Am
Who was particularly fond of roast ham
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Dannie Boy wrote: Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:07 pm There was an old German guy in Cha Am
Who was particularly fond of roast ham
When presented with pork
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There was an old German guy in Cha Am
who went for a swim by the dam
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Homer wrote: Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:27 pm
Dannie Boy wrote: Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:07 pm There was an old German guy in Cha Am
Who was particularly fond of roast ham
When presented with pork
There was an old German guy in Cha Am
Who was particularly fond of roast ham
When presented with pork
He stabbed his wife with his fork
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MDMK wrote: Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:18 pm
Homer wrote: Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:27 pm
Dannie Boy wrote: Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:07 pm There was an old German guy in Cha Am
Who was particularly fond of roast ham
When presented with pork
There was an old German guy in Cha Am
Who was particularly fond of roast ham
When presented with pork
He stabbed his wife with his fork
And he’s now in a jail in Siam
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There was a group of Thais in the arctic
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PeteC wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:20 am There was a group of Thais in the arctic
Who had gone to research micro-plastic
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Dannie Boy wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:30 am
PeteC wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:20 am There was a group of Thais in the arctic
Who had gone to research micro-plastic
Their feet were so cold
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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migrant wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:54 am
Dannie Boy wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:30 am
PeteC wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:20 am There was a group of Thais in the arctic
Who had gone to research micro-plastic
Their feet were so cold
...and the somtum so old
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PeteC wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:20 am

There was a group of Thais in the arctic
Who had gone to research micro-plastic
Their feet were so cold
...and the somtum so old
That the fish fingers tasted fantastic
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Or....."they decided to mail themselves home in a basket" :twisted:
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I sit here perusing the forum
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migrant wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:42 am I sit here perusing the forum
To avoid dying from boredom
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I sit here perusing the forum
To avoid dying from boredom
But the NIght Crawlers are quiet
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oakdale160 wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:31 am I sit here perusing the forum
To avoid dying from boredom
But the NIght Crawlers are quiet
It’s put my cravings on a diet
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