Limerick Thread

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old woman from Hong Kong
Who insisted on wearing a thong

[lindosfan1]

There was an old woman from Hong Kong
Who insisted on wearing a thong
With the fat running over the edges

[PeteC]

There was an old woman from Hong Kong
Who insisted on wearing a thong
With the fat running over the edges
Tenants of the flat where jumping from their ledges

[migrant]

There was an old woman from Hong Kong
Who insisted on wearing a thong
With the fat running over the edges
Tenants of the flat where jumping from their ledges
Screaming in loud voices "That's just wrong"

[dtaai-maai]

There was a young man from Belfast

[PeteC]

There was a young man from Belfast
Who was deeply in love with a catholic lass

[lindosfan1]

There was a young man from Belfast
Who was deeply in love with a catholic lass
But he was a Protestant

[migrant]

There was a young man from Belfast
Who was deeply in love with a catholic lass
But he was a Protestant
And sexually bent

[Homer]

There was a young man from Belfast
Who was deeply in love with a catholic lass
But he was a Protestant
And sexually bent
So the lass kicked him out on his ass

[Homer]

There was a fine chef from Krakow

[dtaai-maai]

There was a fine chef from Krakow
Who never knew when to back off

[MDMK]

There was a fine chef from Krakow
Who never knew when to back off
He'd swear, stamp and scream

[dtaai-maai]

There was a fine chef from Krakow
Who never knew when to back off
He'd swear, stamp and scream
And throw the ice cream

[MDMK]

There was a fine chef from Krakow
Who never knew when to back off
He'd swear, stamp and scream
And throw the ice cream
While his face turned a shade of bright mauve

[MDMK]

There was an old priest in Manila