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There was an old biker from Chester
Who was a bit of a jester.
His leathers were pink
And he had a kink
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There was an old biker from Chester
Who was a bit of a jester.
His leathers were pink
His shorts were mink
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There was an old biker from Chester
Who was a bit of a jester.
His leathers were pink
And he had a kink
For being a bit of a molester


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The original isn't a limerick but let's see what we can do with Mr Kipling


When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains
Fear, sun, and pain will dull your brain
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When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains
Fear, sun, and pain will dull your brain
As you lie there and call, in vain, for your mother
This is the way
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When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains
Fear, sun, and pain will dull your brain
As you lie there and call, in vain, for your mother
All you see is a veiled image of another
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When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains
Fear, sun, and pain will dull your brain
As you lie there and call, in vain, for your mother
All you see is a veiled image of another
While your sight, and your life, slowly wanes...
This is the way
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The Boss as always is a pain in the @rse
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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The Boss as always is a pain in the @rse
His management style is simply a farce
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The Boss as always is a pain in the @rse
His management style is simply a farce
I don't like his new rules
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The Boss as always is a pain in the @rse
His management style is simply a farce
I don't like his new rules
Having to buy my own tools
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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The Boss as always is a pain in the @rse
His management style is simply a farce
I don't like his new rules
Having to buy my own tools
On a wage that it so utterly sparse
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Thailand, known as "The Land of Smiles"
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Thailand, known as "The Land of Smiles"
Where sitting on your Tud gives you piles
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