Limerick Thread
Re: Limerick Thread
PHarvey, it can be the last line though, like this:
Rugby the game played in Heaven
And the backs on each team numbers seven
The players are quite hunky
Their attitudes spunky
Most of them are called Llewellyn
1+2+5 rhyme with heaven, while 2+4 rhyme with hunky
Rugby the game played in Heaven
And the backs on each team numbers seven
The players are quite hunky
Their attitudes spunky
Most of them are called Llewellyn
1+2+5 rhyme with heaven, while 2+4 rhyme with hunky
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Re: Limerick Thread
Prince Norbert sure liked his wenches
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
Re: Limerick Thread
Prince Norbert sure liked his wenches
Preferably from behind over benches
Preferably from behind over benches
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Prince Norbert sure liked his wenches
Preferably from behind over benches
But he had to be careful of splinters
Preferably from behind over benches
But he had to be careful of splinters
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Prince Norbert sure liked his wenches
Preferably from behind over benches
But he had to be careful of splinters
And wear woolly knickers in winters
Preferably from behind over benches
But he had to be careful of splinters
And wear woolly knickers in winters
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Prince Norbert sure liked his wenches
Preferably from behind over benches
But he had to be careful of splinters
And wear woolly knickers in winters
For comfort until he unclenches
Preferably from behind over benches
But he had to be careful of splinters
And wear woolly knickers in winters
For comfort until he unclenches
Re: Limerick Thread
She liked her coffee sweet, hot and strong
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She liked her coffee sweet, hot and strong
As long as it didn’t come with a pong
As long as it didn’t come with a pong
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She liked her coffee sweet, hot and strong
As long as it didn’t come with a pong
If you serve her tea
As long as it didn’t come with a pong
If you serve her tea
Re: Limerick Thread
She liked her coffee sweet, hot and strong
As long as it didn’t come with a pong
If you serve her tea
She'd whack you on your knee
As long as it didn’t come with a pong
If you serve her tea
She'd whack you on your knee
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She liked her coffee sweet, hot and strong
As long as it didn’t come with a pong
If you serve her tea
She'd whack you on your knee
And torture you with a song
As long as it didn’t come with a pong
If you serve her tea
She'd whack you on your knee
And torture you with a song
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Re: Limerick Thread
There was an old lady from Crewe
Who went down the road for a screw
Who went down the road for a screw
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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There was an old lady from Crewe
Who started to learn kung-fu
Who started to learn kung-fu