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There was a young man called Billy
Who wore a dress that was frilly
His mates called him weird
Because he still had a beard
Yet he'd opted to remove his willy
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There was a young German called Kurt
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There was a young German called Kurt
Who had a twin brother called Bert
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There was a young German called Kurt
Who named his left bollock, 'Big Bert'

edit: crossed posts with Dannie boy. Got a choice now of 'twin brother Bert' or 'left bollock Bert' :mrgreen:
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There was a young German called Kurt
Who had a twin brother called Bert
When dining together
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There was a young German called Kurt
Who named his left bollock, 'Big Bert'
One big and one small
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There was a young German called Kurt
Who had a twin brother called Bert
When dining together
They talked of the weather


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There was a young German called Kurt
Who named his left bollock, 'Big Bert'
One big and one small
Which he named “Little Ball”




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There was a young German called Kurt
Who had a twin brother called Bert
When dining together
They talked of the weather
And whether or not it will hurt
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There once was a Yorkie named Corky
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There was a young German called Kurt
Who named his left bollock, 'Big Bert'
One big and one small
Which he named “Little Ball”
And his sausage, was known as Frankfurt
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There once was a Yorkie named Corky
But alas! Ol' Corky was porky
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There once was a Yorkie named Corky
But alas! Ol' Corky was porky
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There once was a Yorkie named Corky
But alas! Ol' Corky was porky
Bald with a comb-over
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Lost wrote: Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:26 pm There was a young German called Kurt
Who named his left bollock, 'Big Bert'
One big and one small
Which he named “Little Ball”
And his sausage was known as Frankfurt
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