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At the keyboard with morning 'Would...?"
I sat and wondered if I could
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At the keyboard with morning 'Would...?"
I sat and wondered if I could
With mouse in hand
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At the keyboard with morning 'Would...?"
I sat and wondered if I could
With mouse in hand
Conduct a brass band
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At the keyboard with morning 'Would...?"
I sat and wondered if I could
With mouse in hand
Conduct a brass band
While impersonating John Gielgud
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At the keyboard with morning 'Would...?"
I sat and wondered if I could
With mouse in hand
Conduct a brass band
And see if I'm any good
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Hickory dickory dock

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Hickory dickory dock
Peter lost his sock
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Hickory dickory dock
Peter lost his sock
He looked everywhere
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Hickory dickory dock
Peter lost his sock
He looked everywhere
Because his feet were bare
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Hickory dickory dock
Peter lost his sock
He looked everywhere
Because his feet were bare
And he looked a bit of a cock
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Hickory dickory dock
Peter lost his sock
He looked everywhere
Because his feet were bare
And found it being cooked in the wok
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There was a young man called Billy
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There was a young man called Billy
Who wore a dress that was frilly
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
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There was a young man called Billy
Who wore a dress that was frilly
His mates called him weird
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There was a young man called Billy
Who wore a dress that was frilly
His mates called him weird
Because he still had a beard
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