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The first line is never so easy
The last line is often quite cheesy
So give it a shot
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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The first line is never so easy
The last line is often quite cheesy
So give it a shot
But don’t make it too hot
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The first line is never so easy
The last line is often quite cheesy
So give it a shot
But don’t make it too hot
Or someone may get queasy
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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An old mod who worked on the forum
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An old mod who worked on the forum
Fell asleep every day from boredom
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An old mod who worked on the forum
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So to keep him alert and awake
Write filth so his brain will quake
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An old mod who worked on the forum
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An old mod who worked on the forum
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Then return to dreams of wh*redom
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Every where I go I see Fred
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Every where I go I see Fred
It's something I have come to dread
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Every where I go I see Fred
It's something I have come to dread
I don’t know why it should be so
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Every where I go I see Fred
It's something I have come to dread
I don’t know why it should be so
He's as bland as a ball of dough
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very where I go I see Fred
It's something I have come to dread
I don’t know why it should be so
He's as bland as a ball of dough
He's not got a brain cell in his head
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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At the keyboard with morning 'Would...?"
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