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The Brits have nothing to say
That’s worse than the American way
Who flap their gums
And show their bums
To others dismay, chant U S A!
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They say that Yanks are brash
This is the way
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Homer wrote: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:46 pm Too many hours without a rhyme
Is nothing short of major crime
Someones to blame
For not playing the game
It's a delightful waste of time
Only just seen this one. 10/10 :thumb:
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They say that Yanks are brash
When having a Forum bash
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They say that Yanks are brash
When having a Forum bash
Though few in town
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They say that Yanks are brash
When having a Forum bash
Though few in town
In the sun they turn brown
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They say that Yanks are brash
When having a Forum bash
Though few in town
In the sun they turn brown
Or else they come out in a rash
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An Englishman's stiff upper lip
This is the way
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An Englishman's stiff upper lip
Is handy when taking a sip
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An Englishman's stiff upper lip
Is handy when taking a sip
Of a hot cup of tea
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An Englishman's stiff upper lip
Is handy when taking a sip
Of a hot cup of tea
That turns into pee
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An Englishman's stiff upper lip
Is handy when taking a sip
Of a hot cup of tea
That turns into pee
And his willy gets caught in his zip
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He sailed on a ferry from France
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He sailed on a ferry from France
With contraband in his pants
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He sailed on a ferry from France
With contraband in his pants
On arrival at Dover
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