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Homer wrote: ↑Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:45 pm While reading a thread in Foo
You get an idea of what to do
So you go out and do it
And post a rhyme bit
So people can read it in the loo
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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A man in the loo reads Pooh
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A man in the loo reads Pooh
The stories of Eyore, Winnie, Tigger and Roo
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A man in the loo reads Pooh
The stories of Eyoore, Winnie, Tigger and Roo
One day he ran out of paper
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A man in the loo reads Pooh
The stories of Eyoore, Winnie, Tigger and Roo
One day he ran out of paper
So he used the book as a scraper
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A man in the loo reads Pooh
The stories of Eyoore, Winnie, Tigger and Roo
One day he ran out of paper
So he used the book as a scraper
Because he used all the paper in the loo
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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A Chinese tourist named Lim
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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A Chinese tourist named Lim
Came to town on a whim
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A Chinese tourist named Lim
Came to town on a whim
She had shopping in mind
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A Chinese tourist named Lim
Came to town on a whim
She had shopping in mind
For something refined
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A Chinese tourist named Lim
Came to town on a whim
She had shopping in mind
For something refined
For her American husband called Jim
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A lady who lived in a truck
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Homer wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:50 am A lady who lived in a truck
Said "I've got the luck"
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A lady who lived in a truck
Said "I've got the luck"
Her damn good plan
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