Limerick Thread
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sometimes great minds think alike
Lets go out for a long fast hike
We could sync up our stride
and walk with great pride
it's better than riding a bike.
Lets go out for a long fast hike
We could sync up our stride
and walk with great pride
it's better than riding a bike.
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Re: Limerick Thread
There was an old man on the beach
Eyeing up a girl who was clearly out of his reach
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There was an old man on the beach
Eyeing up a girl who was clearly out of his reach
He counted the money in his wallet
Eyeing up a girl who was clearly out of his reach
He counted the money in his wallet
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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There was an old man on the beach
Eyeing up a girl who was clearly out of his reach
He counted the money in his wallet
Whilst munching his watchamacallit
Eyeing up a girl who was clearly out of his reach
He counted the money in his wallet
Whilst munching his watchamacallit
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redzonerocker wrote: ↑Fri Jul 27, 2018 5:10 am There was an old man on the beach
Eyeing up a girl who was clearly out of his reach
He counted the money in his wallet
Whilst munching his watchamacallit
So he mumbled when giving her his speech
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Re: Limerick Thread
With this one there is an extra rule. The last word of lines 2 and 5 cannot start with the letter F, quite a challenge
There was a young girl named NUK
There was a young girl named NUK
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oakdale160 wrote:With this one there is an extra rule. The last word of lines 2 and 5 cannot start with the letter F, quite a challenge - not really
There was a young girl named NUK
Who had a face like a Peking duck
That wasn’t too bad
Although a bit sad
She just needed a bit of good luck
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I once met a man called Dan
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I once met a man called Dan
Who had an all over tan
Who had an all over tan
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I once met a man called Dan
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker
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I once met a man called Dan
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker
Standing there butt naked infront of his gas cooker
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker
Standing there butt naked infront of his gas cooker
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I once met a man called Dan
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker
When fancied, he took her
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker
When fancied, he took her
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I once met a man called Dan
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker
When fancied, he took her
Yelling all the while "yes we can"
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker
When fancied, he took her
Yelling all the while "yes we can"
Re: Limerick Thread
On Soi 88 late one night