Limerick Thread

[lindosfan1]

sometimes great minds think alike
Lets go out for a long fast hike
We could sync up our stride
and walk with great pride
it's better than riding a bike.

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old man on the beach

[MDMK]

There was an old man on the beach

There was an old man on the beach
Eyeing up a girl who was clearly out of his reach

[lindosfan1]

There was an old man on the beach
Eyeing up a girl who was clearly out of his reach
He counted the money in his wallet

[redzonerocker]

There was an old man on the beach
Eyeing up a girl who was clearly out of his reach
He counted the money in his wallet
Whilst munching his watchamacallit

[migrant]

There was an old man on the beach
Eyeing up a girl who was clearly out of his reach
He counted the money in his wallet
Whilst munching his watchamacallit
So he mumbled when giving her his speech

[oakdale160]

With this one there is an extra rule. The last word of lines 2 and 5 cannot start with the letter F, quite a challenge

There was a young girl named NUK

[Dannie Boy]

With this one there is an extra rule. The last word of lines 2 and 5 cannot start with the letter F, quite a challenge - not really

There was a young girl named NUK
Who had a face like a Peking duck
That wasn’t too bad
Although a bit sad
She just needed a bit of good luck



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[Vital Spark]

I once met a man called Dan

[Homer]

I once met a man called Dan
Who had an all over tan

[Vital Spark]

I once met a man called Dan
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker

[MDMK]

I once met a man called Dan
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker
Standing there butt naked infront of his gas cooker

[Homer]

I once met a man called Dan
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker
When fancied, he took her

[MDMK]

I once met a man called Dan
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker
When fancied, he took her
Yelling all the while "yes we can"

[MDMK]

On Soi 88 late one night