once knew a young man from Dunkirk
He really was kind of a jerk
But he was really a transvestite.
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Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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once knew a young man from Dunkirk
He really was kind of a jerk
But he was really a transvestite.
Usually high as a kite
He really was kind of a jerk
But he was really a transvestite.
Usually high as a kite
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I once knew a young man from Dunkirk
He really was kind of a jerk
But he was really a transvestite.
Usually high as a kite
So had problems in finding some work
He really was kind of a jerk
But he was really a transvestite.
Usually high as a kite
So had problems in finding some work
"Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend"
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My best friend has quite a big nose
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My best friend has quite a big nose
And when she turns sideways to pose
And when she turns sideways to pose
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My best friend has quite a big nose
And when she turns sideways to pose
It blocks out the sun
And when she turns sideways to pose
It blocks out the sun
This is the way
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My best friend has quite a big nose
And when she turns sideways to pose
It blocks out the sun
And when it runs
And when she turns sideways to pose
It blocks out the sun
And when it runs
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My best friend has quite a big nose
And when she turns sideways to pose
It blocks out the sun
And when it runs
It drips all over her toes
And when she turns sideways to pose
It blocks out the sun
And when it runs
It drips all over her toes
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A poster on the forum's a real ass
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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A poster on the forum's a real ass
You wonder if he’s sniffing some gas
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You wonder if he’s sniffing some gas
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A poster on the forum's a real ass
You wonder if he’s sniffing some gas
The type they call Laughing
It’s known to cause farting
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You wonder if he’s sniffing some gas
The type they call Laughing
It’s known to cause farting
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A poster on the forum's a real ass
You wonder if he’s sniffing some gas
The type they call Laughing
It’s known to cause farting
No wonder he can't find a lass
You wonder if he’s sniffing some gas
The type they call Laughing
It’s known to cause farting
No wonder he can't find a lass
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A forum's a place you can chat
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A forum's a place you can chat
You can be naked or wearing a hat
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You can be naked or wearing a hat
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Dannie Boy wrote: ↑Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:24 pm A forum's a place you can chat
You can be naked or wearing a hat
But for safety's sake
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