I sometimes feel need of a beer
When someone is nipping my ear
I’ve said don’t do that
Or gave him a pat
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The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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A new bar John did hunt
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A new bar John did hunt
With pretty girls at the front
With pretty girls at the front
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Dannie Boy wrote: ↑Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:49 pm A new bar John did hunt
With pretty girls at the front
He found him a good'un
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Though one of her legs was woodenmigrant wrote: ↑Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:56 pmDannie Boy wrote: ↑Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:49 pm A new bar John did hunt
With pretty girls at the front
He found him a good'un
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A new bar John did hunt
With pretty girls at the front
He found him a good'un
Though one of her legs was wooden
But he was happy he'd taken a punt.
With pretty girls at the front
He found him a good'un
Though one of her legs was wooden
But he was happy he'd taken a punt.
Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
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These keep getting better and better! Thanks for giving me a laugh. Cheers!
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The girl of his dreams he did pick
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
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The girl of his dreams he did pick
But on their first date she felt very sick
But on their first date she felt very sick
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The girl of his dreams he did pick
But on their first date she felt very sick
He looked like her grandad
But on their first date she felt very sick
He looked like her grandad
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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The girl of his dreams he did pick
But on their first date she felt very sick
He looked like her grandad
Who'd arrived from Islamabad
But on their first date she felt very sick
He looked like her grandad
Who'd arrived from Islamabad
Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
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The girl of his dreams he did pick
But on their first date she felt very sick
He looked like her grandad
Who'd arrived from Islamabad
So she made her excuses and left double quick
But on their first date she felt very sick
He looked like her grandad
Who'd arrived from Islamabad
So she made her excuses and left double quick
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I once knew a young man from Dunkirk
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
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The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.