Riff Raff in Town

[GLCQuantum]

I was walking along Petchkasem today when I saw some 'riff raff'.

He said to me he did, 'Ow comes your bird is so old like?'

I dismissed him and trotted off to go and get me full English brekkie but... lo and behold, the guy has now 'taken offence' due to me not retaliating to his witty comment. I trot along (with him screaming obscene language behind me). I just want to get home, you know. I'm not one for a fight me.

Said lad comes up to me - fists clamped. Could have sworn he was Scottish, but they lose their decipherable language after 'a couple' and it becomes a coin toss between Scottish, Welsh or Irish. Anywho, I assumed he was Scottish and, wanting to defuse the situation, offered him a free haggis on me.

That only seemed to stoke the fire. He seemed really pissed off now.

Why can't some westerners behave like decent human beings here?

To make matters worse, he started playing the bagpipes while doing the riverdance. That one really confused me.

Nationalities lose their nationalities the minute they step off the plane.

[arcadianagain]

GLC`s rants seem to come in monthly cycles, has anyone checked if the full moon appears at the same time?

[hhfarang]

Maybe he's a she...

[Pleng]

I'd imagine it probably has something to do with the timing of pay day

[migrant]

I'd imagine it probably has something to do with the timing of pay day

Which probably coincides with I imagine!! I think you got it!!

[Bristolian]

You have probably only guessed half right + =