New Year Honours? Sort of...

[dtaai-maai]

Bog standard: Toilet Attendant of the Year
Zenny Smith

Zenny Smith, from Orton Malborne in Peterborough, is the proud holder of the title UK Toilet Attendant of the Year, conferred on her by the British Toilet Association.

The Loo of the Year Awards, which started in 1987, "help focus the spotlight on 'away from home' toilets throughout the UK".

Ms Smith, who is the attendant at the Northminster Public Conveniences, attached to Peterborough City Market, said: "I'm very excited every day to clean the toilets for visitors."

The prize? A large trophy and a certificate, as well as the immeasurable reward of personal satisfaction.

The 56-year-old began the job in 2008 and said: "I enjoy my work, doing the best job I can and making people happy.

"I'm very happy to win and surprised as well. I keep looking at the trophy.

"I'm always cleaning, every part of the bathroom. I enjoy all parts of my job, even when it's cold."

[Spitfire]

Perhaps an informal 'Forum New Years Honours' in Foo section decided by posters as to the following:

- Most ridiculous post
- Most frequent trolling by someone
- Most ridiculous thread
- Funniest thread
- Longest running thread
- Most moderated thread
- Greatest troll for the year
- Greatest fail suggestion thread
- A 'Whatever happened too (insert poster name)' thread
- Most informative poster award
- Most active poster for the year
- Most cynical poster award
- Most misinformed poster award
- Most experienced poster award
- Most posts in a year award

.....could go on but will leave others to think about other ones.