Large wild animal spotted in Hua Hin

[dr dave soul monsta]

Wild animal spotted impersonating a traffic cop



Hua Hin police are it would seem now employing endangered species to control traffic on the main Petchkasem rd,

One police spokesman say he can’t be bribed with cash but a pot of honey will suffice.

The bear pictured here scaring children across the road and causing a huge tail back on the main A 2 highway would not comment on the honey allegations, but just simply did a Benny hill impression and made one child riding without a crash helmet at peak traffic time scream with fear and almost cause a near accident in the centre of the road.
The bear then proceeded to wave traffic on from all directions all at the same time causing gridlock, which would suggest that he has undergone full training by the royal Thai police



Standing close by were army marksmen incase things got out of hand

[Guess]

Flying Prawns.

I have had a prawn in my fish tank for some time now. He seemed quite happy with his little piscine friends and was growing quite well. Easily could be turned into a nice snack.

One morning though I noticed, to my surprise, that he was gone.

My first question to my cook and two cleaners (one cleans while the other catches up on Thai soap, which I have been told is to make sure that the TV screen is clean and the seats are comfortable) got the reply that the cat must have taken it.

Strange thing is that the lid was back on the tank along with the oraments that adorn the enclosed fish tank.

I then asked what sauce they had had with it. They all said No No cat have, not me. The cat BTW has in the past been responsible for the loss of two pairs of brand new Wrangler Jeans, two CDs, a screwdriver, 150 baht, a roll of film, twenty odd socks, a gold earing, three steak and kidney pies and an oil filter for a Mitsubishi 2.7 diesel engine, so we know that the cat is a kleptomaniac.

So the staff did no take the prawn, the cat did not take the prawn as it would not of been able to take the lid off the tank and then replace it with all the ornaments.

Based on the premise that if you illiminate all possibilties then what is left must be the truth, then this only leaves one possibilty.

A new species has been discovered. The flying prawn. (Kung Bin).

The creature must have eased the lid up far enough to make his escape and then flown out of the window.

There is a substantual reward on offer for anybody who can return the prawn and show me it flying.

Perhaps Dr. Dave can give it a Latin name and I will report my finding to the Thailand Zoological society.

[dr dave soul monsta]

volucris squill fugitivus

this may suffice

[Norseman]

Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum


Propino fibi salutem!

[Chas]

Very good guys!! Wonderful stories and pics. I am sitting here laughing out loud on a dreary afternoon that reminds me too much of Vermont. . .or England for that matter. .on a day when nothing seemed to go right. I needed exactly this pick-me-up. Thanks

[dr dave soul monsta]

CHAS have you been around Happgetty ??

she one of our more manic depressive forum members

[Guess]

I will have to get a Latin English or a Latin Thai dictionary. Its all Greek to me.

Good bit of match making DR, D, perhaps you start up a dating agency.

[chelsea]

Guess, perhaps you have some sort of fish eating life in the tank and it has taken a shine to your prawn.
Beware next time you put you hand in the tank. Is is safe to go in the water again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other than that, perhaps you fed them to much food and the self destructed.

[Chas]

I do not know anyone named "Happgetty" (Sounds like a character straight out of Dickens!) I find it hard to imagine this is a real person.)

Anyway, I am quite happily "hitched" for these past 7 years ( married this past summer back home) and not the least interested . . .especially in a female you tout as manic-depressive!

I am generally incredibly upbeat and happy Just had a rough day. ( I couldn't begin to tell you!!) I did want to say how incredibly cheered up I was by the two stories that begin this thread.

Once my spouse came home, we had a nice dinner, changed into Pj's and watched a movie. . .and all was well again.

[Chas]

Just to return the favor, here is a cut-and-paste from "the Onion" to brighten up your afternoon.

CHECK YOUR HOROSCOPE

December 14, 2005
Issue 41•50

Aries The last time you made a snow angel, you were but a child. Also, you weren't flailing your limbs wildly in a desperate attempt to free yourself from a knife-wielding psychopath.
December 7, 2005
Issue 41•49

Taurus The Sistine Chapel panel that depicts the creation of the sun and moon never fails to hold spectators captive with its beauty and vast scope, allowing you plenty of time to search through their purses and pockets for money.
November 30, 2005
Issue 41•48

Gemini For years you've thought of yourself as most resembling the Greek goddess Aphrodite, but the stars think that you are ready to know the truth: You're a mix between Teiresias, the Gorgon sisters, and Cerberus.
November 23, 2005
Issue 41•47

Cancer A weary mind can often be relieved with a simple change of scenery. Politely ask your captors if they would allow you to take a brief walk around the block.
November 16, 2005
Issue 41•46

Leo There's no denying that your unique scarecrow design scares the hell out the crows, but it has the disadvantage of filling your yard with infuriated Christians.
November 9, 2005
Issue 41•45

Virgo Your decision to purchase a pair of cargo pants was based entirely on the number of Hot Pockets they could hold.
November 2, 2005
Issue 41•44

Libra Patrons in the Louvre Museum will get an unexpected laugh this week when a runaway Citroen decapitates you, launching your severed head three blocks to land perfectly on to the top of the Venus de Milo.
October 26, 2005
Issue 41•43

Scorpio You've felt for weeks as if they were on the verge of figuring out your secret shame, which is ridiculous, as no one even knows who you are.
October 19, 2005
Issue 41•42

Sagittarius Your self-destructive behavior resumes this week when you run out of anything else to destroy.
October 12, 2005
Issue 41•41

Capricorn While it may be true that the emperor has no clothes, you should have taken into consideration how remarkably well-clothed, and well-armed, all his bodyguards seem to be.
October 5, 2005
Issue 41•40

Aquarius Your future seems to contain a great amount of fluorescent lighting, a lot of spreadsheets, and a great many people trying to avoid meaningful contact with you; basically, everything you went to college for.
September 28, 2005
Issue 41•39

Pisces Late at night, you still see the faces of every single one of your victims, which would not be half as horrifying if you weren't the exterminator for the city of Newark.

[dr dave soul monsta]

I do not know anyone named "Happgetty" (Sounds like a character straight out of Dickens!) I find it hard to imagine this is a real person.)

Chas check the link this person has issues you will see, you havn't obviously any issues

http://www.huahinafterdark.com/forum/vi ... highlight=

[Norseman]

I hope we're not starting a continuation all over again!!

[Chas]

Dave, I checked out the link to happygetty and I stand by my previous characterizations.. . this IS a character out of Dickens. . and I really still wonder if she is for real.

Talk about issues!! She is having more than a down day. .this is a down LIFE and she needs professional help.

Has anyone dared to check out if she is for real?

Coming into the forum I looked at the pics in the "wild animal piece" and started laughing out loud again. Nice way to start the day! That post is priceless Dave.

Hey don't they give out , like Academy Awards here for best post, funniest reply etc etc ( Best actor, best actress, best supporting actress/actor etc???) I would nominate this as the funniest post

[dr dave soul monsta]

I think they should Chas, i will run it by admin maybe we can do the award at the birthday party on the 28th of jan
as for the wild animal it was a case of being in the right place at the right time with the right sence of humour and of course a camera

As for happy ghetty we think she isn't for real any one with such depression would have used a razor vertcaly down the inside of the fore arm a long time ago or equaly found a tall building to fall off

Happy if your reading this some comment would be nice if you do plan to do somthing silly do it after the festive season, better still see a shrink, as you are Thai that would be a "hua mor"

[linktolinh]

I really missed some funs here. first the Happygetty girl and now the volucris squill fugitivus


How is going with the volucris squill fugitivus? I really care about that issue so please update. is there any chance we can eat that snack in the birthday party?