We have been talking lately and are beginning to worry about Wig.
It is generally felt that he needs a wife to help him run the bar,
Only problem is what sort of girl will be his ideal suitor, so i thought maybe some of you out there could come up with some suggestions.
1 They must be prepared to spend long hours alone while he plays Golf.
2 Strong enough to carry him to bed.
3 Happy to take care of ice (his dog) and bathe him twice a week.
4 Able to cook good food on his return from Golf.
So if anyone knows the one that meets this criteria please give your ideas here and i will pass them on to Wig.
Mike.
Wig, London Lounge.
That rules out britwoman then.1 They must be prepared to spend long hours alone while he plays Golf.
2 Strong enough to carry him to bed.
3 Happy to take care of ice (his dog) and bathe him twice a week.
4 Able to cook good food on his return from Golf.
I thought Wij had a "personal assistant" who was helping him with running the bar lately. Saw him buying her a happy meal at Burger King recently.
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Yes he has a nice assistant, but when we spoke the other day he said he needs a Thai wife so he can fill the place with thai girls.
As i also said who can look after the bar when he is playing Golf.
I suggested he find a girl who is not attractive as she will appreciate him a lot more than an attractive one.
I am not sure that WiJ is too fussy anyway.
Mike.
As i also said who can look after the bar when he is playing Golf.
I suggested he find a girl who is not attractive as she will appreciate him a lot more than an attractive one.
I am not sure that WiJ is too fussy anyway.
Mike.