Wig, London Lounge.

Post by **tuktukmike** » Wed May 25, 2005 3:24 pm

We have been talking lately and are beginning to worry about Wig.

It is generally felt that he needs a wife to help him run the bar,

Only problem is what sort of girl will be his ideal suitor, so i thought maybe some of you out there could come up with some suggestions.

1 They must be prepared to spend long hours alone while he plays Golf.

2 Strong enough to carry him to bed.

3 Happy to take care of ice (his dog) and bathe him twice a week.

4 Able to cook good food on his return from Golf.

So if anyone knows the one that meets this criteria please give your ideas here and i will pass them on to Wig.

Mike.

Post by **lomuamart** » Wed May 25, 2005 6:01 pm

What?

Post by **larry70dj** » Wed May 25, 2005 6:35 pm

1 They must be prepared to spend long hours alone while he plays Golf.

2 Strong enough to carry him to bed.

3 Happy to take care of ice (his dog) and bathe him twice a week.

4 Able to cook good food on his return from Golf.

That rules out britwoman then.

I thought Wij had a "personal assistant" who was helping him with running the bar lately. Saw him buying her a happy meal at Burger King recently.

Post by **tuktukmike** » Thu May 26, 2005 2:40 pm

Yes he has a nice assistant, but when we spoke the other day he said he needs a Thai wife so he can fill the place with thai girls.

As i also said who can look after the bar when he is playing Golf.

I suggested he find a girl who is not attractive as she will appreciate him a lot more than an attractive one.

I am not sure that WiJ is too fussy anyway.

Mike.