Limerick Thread
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There was a young man called Billy
Who wore a dress that was frilly
His mates called him weird
Because he still had a beard
Yet he'd opted to remove his willy
Who wore a dress that was frilly
His mates called him weird
Because he still had a beard
Yet he'd opted to remove his willy
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There was a young German called Kurt
Who had a twin brother called Bert
Who had a twin brother called Bert
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There was a young German called Kurt
Who named his left bollock, 'Big Bert'
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Who named his left bollock, 'Big Bert'
edit: crossed posts with Dannie boy. Got a choice now of 'twin brother Bert' or 'left bollock Bert'
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There was a young German called Kurt
Who had a twin brother called Bert
When dining together
Who had a twin brother called Bert
When dining together
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There was a young German called Kurt
Who named his left bollock, 'Big Bert'
One big and one small
Who named his left bollock, 'Big Bert'
One big and one small
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There was a young German called Kurt
Who had a twin brother called Bert
When dining together
They talked of the weather
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Who had a twin brother called Bert
When dining together
They talked of the weather
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There was a young German called Kurt
Who named his left bollock, 'Big Bert'
One big and one small
Which he named “Little Ball”
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Who named his left bollock, 'Big Bert'
One big and one small
Which he named “Little Ball”
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There was a young German called Kurt
Who had a twin brother called Bert
When dining together
They talked of the weather
And whether or not it will hurt
Who had a twin brother called Bert
When dining together
They talked of the weather
And whether or not it will hurt
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There once was a Yorkie named Corky
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There was a young German called Kurt
Who named his left bollock, 'Big Bert'
One big and one small
Which he named “Little Ball”
And his sausage, was known as Frankfurt
Who named his left bollock, 'Big Bert'
One big and one small
Which he named “Little Ball”
And his sausage, was known as Frankfurt
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There once was a Yorkie named Corky
But alas! Ol' Corky was porky
But alas! Ol' Corky was porky
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There once was a Yorkie named Corky
But alas! Ol' Corky was porky
Bald with a comb-over
But alas! Ol' Corky was porky
Bald with a comb-over
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There once was a Yorkie named Corky
But alas! Ol' Corky was porky
Bald with a comb-over
Male spooning with Rover
But alas! Ol' Corky was porky
Bald with a comb-over
Male spooning with Rover
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