Hua Hin Forum

As it nears the end of the year
It's the time of year some really fear.

Most of our limericks are about sex
The subject is extremely complex
Unless your one of our uncles
And you're covered in swollen carbuncles
And that's the reason you cannot wear latex

Most of our limericks are about sex
The subject is extremely complex

Put it back it's got no fingers, me kids won't eat it

D.M. Yes that is the first line

Got that wrong sorry, still think they did not sign him for his driving ability.

Lance Stroll has signed a contract with Williams. I do not think it is for his ability, more because his daddy owns Williams.

How much for a massage with a happy ending

I have a confession to make
If it’s good, I’ll bake you a cake
If not you can punch me

He was known far and wide as a perv
Though he thought he was the King of Lurrv
Then he met a lass who hated him

The girls in this bar are so pretty
I thought I'd compose this wee ditty
Dare I ask her for a date

I like real ale, not lager it's got no taste

I like my cheese runny and smelly
Served by a sexy brunette called Kelly
She's got sex on the brain
Which creates quite a strain
Cos I fancy a bloke with a big belly

There was a young lad called Billy
Who was always playing with his willy

Now I am losing all my hair
But I am happy so I don't care
I just wear a hat
Made of fur from the cat