As it nears the end of the year
It's the time of year some really fear.
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- Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:04 am
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
- Replies: 2438
- Views: 48546
- Sun Dec 02, 2018 2:21 am
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
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- Views: 48546
Re: Limerick Thread
Most of our limericks are about sex
The subject is extremely complex
Unless your one of our uncles
And you're covered in swollen carbuncles
And that's the reason you cannot wear latex
The subject is extremely complex
Unless your one of our uncles
And you're covered in swollen carbuncles
And that's the reason you cannot wear latex
- Sat Dec 01, 2018 6:56 pm
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
- Replies: 2438
- Views: 48546
Re: Limerick Thread
Most of our limericks are about sex
The subject is extremely complex
The subject is extremely complex
- Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:40 am
- Forum: Entertainment Zone
- Topic: Caption Competition
- Replies: 16794
- Views: 473478
Re: Caption Competition
Put it back it's got no fingers, me kids won't eat it
- Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:45 am
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
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- Views: 48546
Re: Limerick Thread
D.M. Yes that is the first line
- Sat Dec 01, 2018 1:26 am
- Forum: Sports Fans
- Topic: 2019 F1 News and Prediction Tournament
- Replies: 246
- Views: 7851
Re: 2019 F1 News and Prediction Tournament
Got that wrong sorry, still think they did not sign him for his driving ability.
- Sat Dec 01, 2018 1:14 am
- Forum: Sports Fans
- Topic: 2019 F1 News and Prediction Tournament
- Replies: 246
- Views: 7851
Re: 2019 F1 News and Prediction Tournament
Lance Stroll has signed a contract with Williams. I do not think it is for his ability, more because his daddy owns Williams.
- Sat Dec 01, 2018 12:24 am
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
- Replies: 2438
- Views: 48546
Re: Limerick Thread
How much for a massage with a happy ending
- Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:56 pm
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
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- Views: 48546
Re: Limerick Thread
I have a confession to make
If it’s good, I’ll bake you a cake
If not you can punch me
If it’s good, I’ll bake you a cake
If not you can punch me
- Thu Nov 29, 2018 6:29 am
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
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- Views: 48546
Re: Limerick Thread
He was known far and wide as a perv
Though he thought he was the King of Lurrv
Then he met a lass who hated him
Though he thought he was the King of Lurrv
Then he met a lass who hated him
- Wed Nov 28, 2018 6:06 pm
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
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- Views: 48546
Re: Limerick Thread
The girls in this bar are so pretty
I thought I'd compose this wee ditty
Dare I ask her for a date
I thought I'd compose this wee ditty
Dare I ask her for a date
- Wed Nov 28, 2018 5:54 am
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
- Replies: 2438
- Views: 48546
Re: Limerick Thread
I like real ale, not lager it's got no taste
- Wed Nov 28, 2018 5:52 am
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
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- Views: 48546
Re: Limerick Thread
I like my cheese runny and smelly
Served by a sexy brunette called Kelly
She's got sex on the brain
Which creates quite a strain
Cos I fancy a bloke with a big belly
Served by a sexy brunette called Kelly
She's got sex on the brain
Which creates quite a strain
Cos I fancy a bloke with a big belly
- Mon Nov 26, 2018 8:57 pm
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
- Replies: 2438
- Views: 48546
Re: Limerick Thread
There was a young lad called Billy
Who was always playing with his willy
Who was always playing with his willy
- Mon Nov 26, 2018 7:17 pm
- Forum: Foo
- Topic: Limerick Thread
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- Views: 48546
Re: Limerick Thread
Now I am losing all my hair
But I am happy so I don't care
I just wear a hat
Made of fur from the cat
But I am happy so I don't care
I just wear a hat
Made of fur from the cat